June 2012
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how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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If only i had checked myself
– guy who wrecked himself (via manosukestoned420)
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Pissed I couldn’t go to Athens to hang out with Stupid today. We coulda gone to Terrapin. Then gone to dinner. Then spent the night watching recorded TV and cuddling :(
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Freedom Bucket →
heyfunniest:
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit....
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GOING TO SCHOOL IN THE SOUTH
howdoiputthisgently:
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE LIKE:
BUT IT WAS REALLY LIKE:
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That moment you're watching a good show and your...
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My weekend in gif form because I had an awesome weekend and I’m just basking in the glow of it.
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Me all weekend because I got to hang out with My Stupid:
Me when even though he’s not my boyfriend he still says that I’m his:
Me when idgaf if that’s an antiquated notion, I still like the feeling of being somebody’s somebody:
Me when I have to...
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“I need to stop” I whispered as I clicked next episode.
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brennadaugherty:
bieberarts:
if we follow each other i automatically consider you my friend so don’t be surprised if i reply to your posts like i’ve known you for ages
gpoy
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